Silent Night Appreciator Pillows

Silent Night.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"There goes our early night."

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Say when.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

The John Cage Carollers

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

Another sleepy one town horse.

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

A young man creating an awkward silence

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"He was never one to waste words."

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."