Quiet Night Enthusiast Prints

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

Hush puppy.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"There goes our early night."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Bat

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Free Little Library

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."