Quiet Night Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"There goes our early night."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Bat

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Free Little Library

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

The John Cage Carollers

Make America Quiet