Sign Planting Strategist Pillows

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doing the borders.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

One way only.

Planting veggies

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Poinsettia

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Bird nesting in the garden.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"What are you growing?"

Grow damn you!

Route 666.

Keen gardener.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"