"This year I'm just planting the little signs."
Sign Planting Strategist Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor! Our planting strategist mugs feature witty designs that celebrate their love for gardening, creativity, and strategic planting plans—perfect for coffee lovers with a green thumb.
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
Thru versus Through Traffic
Doing the borders.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'
Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.
'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'
"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."
Sign Reform
'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'
This is NOT 'nipping out'.
What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!
'Do it write the first time.'
He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.
Planting veggies
One way only.
Cut out and keep your own Gardener!
"Plus $600 for delivery."
'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'
'So who's smoking?'
Poinsettia
'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'
If you can read this, you're standing too close.
Bird nesting in the garden.
Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.
"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."
I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.
Grow damn you!
'I've finally learned to delegate.'
"What are you growing?"
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'
Sign Planting Strategist Mugs Collection
Sign Planting Strategist Pillows
Check out our pillows for planting strategists—bring botanical charm and clever designs into their favorite spaces.
Sign Planting Strategist Prints
Browse our prints for planting strategists—ideal for adding a touch of artistic greenery to any room or garden shed.
Sign Planting Strategist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for planting strategists—fun and stylish apparel that showcases their love for gardening in a witty way.