Sign Slogan Strategist Mugs

"Maybe a less generic sign?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Steamed vegetables."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sign Reform

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

You've done it again, Harry.

"He's always been an optimist."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Plays well with other people's $.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Turning with mathematical precision.

George Smith Patton

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Sidewalk the game

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse