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"Maybe a less generic sign?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Steamed vegetables."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

You've done it again, Harry.

"He's always been an optimist."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Turning with mathematical precision.

George Smith Patton

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Sidewalk the game

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."