Sign Planting Strategist T-Shirts

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doing the borders.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Sign Reform

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Do it write the first time.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

One way only.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'So who's smoking?'

Poinsettia

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Grow damn you!

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"What are you growing?"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'