Siege Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Napoleon marches off alone

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

01/08/45

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Sailor and mine

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

The Signs of Time

BE.. All that you can BE...

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

A Cow Tank.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Service Entry.

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."