Siege Warfare Aficionados Gifts

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Napoleon marches off alone

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Iron clad sailors

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

DING DONG!

The Unknown Military Contractor

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Sailor and mine

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

A Cow Tank.

The Signs of Time

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

BE.. All that you can BE...

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Service Entry.

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'