Siege Warfare Strategist Gifts

Cheerleaders In Battle.

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

The Costs Of Doing War.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

SWOTs

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Mission accomplished.

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'