Siege Tactician Gifts

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

Popular Viking travel writing.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tariffs"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Football.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

DING DONG!

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Service Entry.

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."