Siege Warfare Enthusiast T-Shirts

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Napoleon marches off alone

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

DING DONG!

The Unknown Military Contractor

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Sailor and mine

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Service Entry.

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile