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"Another miss, sir."

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"If you ask nicely, maybe they'll throw your crossbow back up."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.