Siege Enthusiast Prints

"Another miss, sir."

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"If you ask nicely, maybe they'll throw your crossbow back up."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Spy Satellite

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."