Siege Warfare Fan Prints

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

War and Peace GIF

'I envisioned something more robust'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

The Trench-Sealer

Really big bang

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

"The battle for the living room war about to heat up."

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

'Yes, we both agree to do what's best for the country...but how do I know you're not a Russian spy?'

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."