Siege Story Lover Prints

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

The princess and the key

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'