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'I thought this thing had been tried and tested.' 'It has... Didn't work that time either.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Napoleon marches off alone

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Iron clad sailors

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

DING DONG!

The Unknown Military Contractor

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Sailor and mine

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Service Entry.

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.