Siege Warfare Aficionado Pillows

'I thought this thing had been tried and tested.' 'It has... Didn't work that time either.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Napoleon marches off alone

Iron clad sailors

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

The Unknown Military Contractor

DING DONG!

Sailor and mine

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

BE.. All that you can BE...

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Service Entry.

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'