Sidewalk Specialist Gifts

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You had me at vintage.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Office Park

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Sidewalk Ballet

Pavement Artist

Beware of the Lawn

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Watch for Pedestrians.

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Don't even think about it!"

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

Dive in...

The first jackass of spring

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"I think I've just peaked!"

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

"This is God's punishment!"

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

Men Texting: Merge