Stride Specialist Gifts

"I think I've just peaked!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Office Park

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Swimming Champion.

At the golf detox clinic.

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Workmen Lifting.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

Sailor and car

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Dive in...

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

Longjump training