Stride Specialist Gifts

"I think I've just peaked!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Office Park

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"This next one's for you, babe."

At the golf detox clinic.

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Workmen Lifting.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Sailor and car

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

Dive in...

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

"Oh sod it I'll walk."