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'Helen! Have you seen my t-square?'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'That plant food really works!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Office Park

Punishment for the kicker.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

Martin Jol

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

This is the shortcut!

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'