Line Standing Gifts

Stand in the Q.

La Table

Instructional guide to scribbling

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Farmer and FIsherman

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"FISH ON"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

The Evolution of fish

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

"We'll swop at half time."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

Cowboy

Square Dancing

'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Sorry out of numbers.

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'