Line Stander Supreme Gifts

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Line Manager

"FISH ON"

'I hear they're really good.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"It's NOT discrimination, Derek - it's just 'health and safety...'"

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Yellow Pencil

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

The Evolution of fish

'I hate my line manager!'

"Have some employees step in to wish me a Merry Christmas."

Stand in the Q.

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

Geoff enjoyed being a line manager.

"This is how your line management works out!"

And this is Igor from HR, you'll be reporting to him. Colin began to suspect that he'd accepted the wrong job....

"Hmm, that's some splinter, Smith...I suppose you should take the afternoon off..."