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Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

"FISH ON"

Line Manager

'I hear they're really good.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

"It's NOT discrimination, Derek - it's just 'health and safety...'"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Folks, we're just not doing this right.'

Yellow Pencil

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

"Have some employees step in to wish me a Merry Christmas."

'I hate my line manager!'

The Evolution of fish

Stand in the Q.

Geoff enjoyed being a line manager.

"No need to push...most of it will be in the staff newsletter!"

"This is how your line management works out!"

'We've got got 13 line managers and 35 account executives.'

And this is Igor from HR, you'll be reporting to him. Colin began to suspect that he'd accepted the wrong job....

"Hmm, that's some splinter, Smith...I suppose you should take the afternoon off..."