Stroke Specialist Gifts

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

Office Park

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

On board the MS Hepatology

Orthopaedist

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

An allergist sneezing

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Swimming Champion.

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Water: the first medicine

"Gesundheit."

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."