Sidewalk Specialist Prints

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You had me at vintage.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Office Park

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Beware of the Lawn

Sidewalk Ballet

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Swimming Champion.

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Watch for Pedestrians.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Don't even think about it!"

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

The first jackass of spring

Dive in...

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"I think I've just peaked!"

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

"This is God's punishment!"

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

Men Texting: Merge