Sidecar Traveler Gifts

'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Fast Lane.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tourists in Egypt

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Vacation Bus Photo

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island