Sidecar Traveler Pillows

'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Fast Lane.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tourists in Egypt

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

A white collar cow.

Vacation Bus Photo

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Busking during a pandemic

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.