'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'
Side-splitting Golfer Gifts
Searching for a gift for the golfer with a comedic edge? Our collection of side-splitting golf-themed products includes witty mugs, clever t-shirts, amusing pillows, and playful prints to bring a smile to any golf lover’s face.
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.
"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"
God in the bunker.
"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"
Gopher underground hit by golf tee.
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball
'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'
'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'
'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'
"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."
"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"
Pest control.
'Do you mind if I play through?'
"Dad, get your own sandbox!"
Using Science In Fashion Design
'In tray.'
"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."
Dumbistan
'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'
'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'
'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'
The 19th hole
Golfer going through customs
'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'
"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
Golf mole
How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.
'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'
'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'
'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'
Side-splitting Golfer Gifts Collection
Side-splitting Golfer Mugs
Explore our collection of side-splitting golf mugs and find the perfect humorous gift to make every tea or coffee break funnier.
Side-splitting Golfer Pillows
Discover funny golf pillows that add character and humor to any golfer’s lounge, bedroom, or golf den.
Side-splitting Golfer Prints
Browse our selection of amusing golf prints, perfect for decorating their home or golf clubhouse with wit and style.
Side-splitting Golfer T-Shirts
Check out our hilarious golf t-shirts and give the golfer in your life a gift that combines humor with their favorite sport.