Side-splitting Daredevil Gifts

'-Well,if you break your legs don't come running to me!'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

A smiling cyclist

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

Hire Wire Act

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'Here it comes.'

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

Falling Mountain Climber.