Two-wheel Daredevil Gifts

Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Touring Cyclist

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."