Party Golfer Gifts

'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Redhead

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Carioca

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Malty tasking.'