Side Project Starter Gifts

"I'll never accomplish anything around here if I'm forced to do my job."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Teamwork!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Very good and to the point.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"It's a long term goal."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Open Source.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"