Secret Project Enthusiast Gifts

Is Graham still working on that top secret jet plane project?

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Bob’s Museum

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Gigolo Diary

Secret Identity Theft.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

Government "Information" Agency.

Know Your Leaves

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'