Secret Project Enthusiast Prints

Is Graham still working on that top secret jet plane project?

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Bob’s Museum

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Gigolo Diary

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

Know Your Leaves

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

'Learning to work part of a team is very important. That way, you have plenty of other people to blame your mistakes on.'

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)