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"I'll never accomplish anything around here if I'm forced to do my job."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Teamwork!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Now what?'

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Very good and to the point.'

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

"It's a long term goal."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Open Source.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'