Sickness Excuses Gifts

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

Go home and take your cold with you.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

The dog that does the homework...

'Take ten days off work.'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

Computer virus keeps employee home in bed.