Sickness Excuses Pillows

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Go home and take your cold with you.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

The dog that does the homework...

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.