Sick Leave Coordinator Gifts

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Trade Show Sherpas

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Supply Chain

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

Undersized Load

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

Tanned export manager

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'