Sick Leave Coordinator Mugs

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Trade Show Sherpas

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Supply Chain

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

Undersized Load

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

Tanned export manager

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."