Sibling Joker Pillows

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

'She's been awake for an hour but I think her brain is still sleeping!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Polygamists' Picnic

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Bathroom Fairy

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'Mom says she has a souffl

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"I'm an only child...unless you count my dad."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Olympics create interest in curling.

"He takes after your mother"

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'