Sibling Jester Pillows

"Don't we put crazy funny things on the refrigerator?"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"All rise."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"For the last time, young man, I said 'NO'! You may NOT feed bubble gum to the dog!"

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'