Sibling Jester Pillows

"Don't we put crazy funny things on the refrigerator?"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"All rise."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'