Snobbery Jester Pillows

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Champagne at the hunt

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Fishing Contest

'New money or old money?'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Is he taking the piss?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"