Rival Joker Pillows

"Where's your god now?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Get crazy once in a while

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Joust Sharpener

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'