Rival Joker Pillows

"Where's your god now?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Get crazy once in a while

Joust Sharpener

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Toilet humour

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Restroom Practical Joke.