Showing Off T-Shirts

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Can I have your autograph?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Now, you show me yours"

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Parents compare buggies

"Because we're jerks."

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

King of the Swingers.

Flower shows and weed shows.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Private View

'Then he had a near death experience...'

Boy and horse rider

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

Skateboarding peacock.

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Art gallery - way out / not so way out.

"Have you noticed how the eyes seem to follow you round the room?"