Showing Off T-Shirts

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Can I have your autograph?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"Now, you show me yours"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Parents compare buggies

"Because we're jerks."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

Flower shows and weed shows.

King of the Swingers.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Private View

'Then he had a near death experience...'

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

Boy and horse rider

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"Have you noticed how the eyes seem to follow you round the room?"

Skateboarding peacock.

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Art gallery - way out / not so way out.