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"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Casual skydiving.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Marathon in Hell.

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Speleologist

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

"Bangers and mash, I'd like you to meet marshmallow and marmite, a really delightful couple. . ."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

I need someone who'll ask the tough questions, no matter how risky.

"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"

'It's not about the money, it's the sheer challenge of shoplifting...'

'As a rule, you never notice WHAT I wear!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Can I have your autograph?"

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."

'If you're going to keep reminding them how you used to ride on the main thoroughfare without a helmet, at least make it sound like you regret it.'