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'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Double Saxophone

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Footballer playing for time

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

Dad Dancing.

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Choir wearing masks.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"This is a wax job if I've ever seen one!"

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Grandstander!

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

" 'Over there, over there...' "

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Singer.

Acting School.

"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"

Gymnast

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."