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Double Saxophone

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Jumble Sale

Footballer playing for time

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Choir wearing masks.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

Singer.

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

" 'Over there, over there...' "

Drunken Ass

Acting School.