Comedic Entertainment Pillows

Double Saxophone

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Jumble Sale

Footballer playing for time

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Choir wearing masks.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

Singer.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

Drunken Ass

" 'Over there, over there...' "

'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'